Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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