Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
