Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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