I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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