it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
the liver wants what the liver wants
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Pants are for mortals
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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