You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
i think i just lost a toe
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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