dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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