Fuck appropriateness.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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