Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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