your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Can I color on your dick again?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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