a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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