So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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