Plan B is the new Plan A
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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