So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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