I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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