we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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