So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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