Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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