So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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