hotel room ftw
If that was your dad, he is hot
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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