You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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