I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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