Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
