I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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