He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I still have a little drunk in my system
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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