the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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