Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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