That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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