i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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