Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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