The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Don't make out with my wife yet
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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