So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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