maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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