If that was your dad, he is hot
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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