what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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