Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
from now on my penis is your penis
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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