you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
