But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
He passed out mid-signature
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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