it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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