we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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