i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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