the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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