We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I just want to make out with him forever
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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