I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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