Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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