man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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