he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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