you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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