So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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