he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Randomize