Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Alive.
So much puke
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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