margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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