TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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