and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I can't turn off my feet"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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